GIST OF THE DAY: Laughable Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerian Leaders

These are quotes by some highly placed
individuals in government in the past and at
Read below:
(1) "we want to thank the president for bringing
facebook to Nigeria" ...Information Minister
Labaran Maku.
(2) "you press men, you always say there are no
minerals in kano. We have Coca Cola, Fanta,
Mirinda and the newly invented Sprite"...Bakin
(3) "Foreign investors should ignore Boko Haram
and invest in Nigeria"...GEJ
(4) " I will water your school and fire your
school"..Orji Uzoh Kalu
(5) "Nigerians dont panic, terrorist attack is
everywhere ..maybe it's our turn"...GEJ
(6) "I will rather kill myself than commit
suicide"..Dame Jonathan
(7) "I founded this school for the masses and the
school fees is
850,000 naira"...Atiku Abubakar
Until I see someone eating out of the gutters
before I believe
there is poverty in Nigeria." - Umaru Dikko.
(9) "Telephone is not meant for the poor"..David
(10) "The worth of a child born and bred in
Nigeria cannot be compared to that in the United
States" -Yakubu Gowon
(11) "school is not meant for the poor, only for the
rich"..Ikedi "Ikiri" Ohakim
(12) "At 50, Britain was still battling with King
Arthur and the knights of the round table so
Nigeria is not doing too badly"..Diezeani
(13).."Even Jesus Christ cannot conduct a free and
fair election in Nigeria"...Obasanjo
(14)..."The corp members were destined to die,
nobody can run away from destiny"..Mallam isa
Yaguda, Gov Bauchi State.
(15).."On behalf of 20 million naira, I donate my
family".. Dame Jonathan.
(16).."We, the PDP did not win this election, I
have gone to church to confess, I gave them
money and they called the result"...Chris Uba
(17).."I want to commend the doctors and nurses
for responding to treatment"...Dame Jonathan
(18)..."I can see camera people, are they going to
televise us alive?"- Dame Jonathan.
And who says we don't have leaders

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